This past week we got a detailed look at the all-white adidas YEEZY Boost 350 V2, it was revealed Mark Wahlberg is designing an Air Jordan sneaker for Nike, Kanye West Dyed his Hair neon pink, and we were treated wit the first trailer for Alien: Covenant.
Below you’ll find a roundup of our favorite comments from the week, spanning the aforementioned posts and a few others. Please be sure to keep the funny, interesting and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime check out this week’s finest below.
Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.
#10 commented on: A Detailed Look at the All-White adidas YEEZY Boost 350 V2
“We gonna have to spray a whole can of Crep Protect on each foot to keep these snow white :)”
#09 commented on: Mark Wahlberg Is Designing an Air Jordan Sneaker for Nike
“They’re called ‘the patriot’ and depict the story of a man who against all the odds, and armed with nothing but a pencil and some Jordan’s, saved the country and his family, from a criminal political conspiracy, drawing on training garnered from his time as a Navy Seal, SAS member and Sniper.”
#08 commented on: Nike Bows out of 2016 in Style With Tinker Hatfield-Designed Air Max Zero Premium
“Halo MasterChief Edition”
#07 commented on: adidas Is Releasing New “Trace Cargo” Boosts Tomorrow
“I love these new Flykni… och wait…”
#06 commented on: colette Collaborates With Mad Paris for Fun & Quirky “Who Cares” Rolex Milgauss
““Spend $18k on a watch to have people question its authenticity everyday””
#05 commented on: Kanye West Has Dyed His Hair Neon Pink and the Internet Is Going Wild
“Y’all act like Dennis Rodman wasn’t doing wilder shit with his hair and style, this is nothing.”
#04 commented on: adidas Just Unveiled the Yeezy 750 Cleat in Black Suede
“They look like an orthopedic soccer boot designed for the Senior Olympics”
#03 commented on: adidas Yeezy Boost 350 v2 White Is Coming in Spring 2017
“Now my child can learn to take Ls at a young age”
#02 commented on: Watch the First Terrifying Trailer for ‘Alien: Covenant’
“Kenny Powers gonna fuck all these aliens up and ride off on a jetski”
#01 commented on: HyperDrive Gives You All The Ports You Need on Your New MacBook Pro
“like buying a ferrari and attaching a sidecar for your friends”
Alexander Jesus Zouev