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      You’ve woken up with a migraine.

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      Or had it totally come out of nowhere and hit you like a speeding runaway train.

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      A train that was aiming for your head.

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      If you had to rate the pain of the actual migraine headache on a 1-10 scale, you’d say something between 1,000 and infinity.

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      Post-migraine, you tend to feel…foggy and not 100% sure wtf is going on around you.

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      …also sleepy and sad.

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      …achy all over.

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      …super forgetful.

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      …like a puppet on floppy strings.

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      Your migraines come with a batsignal that announces their arrival — constant yawning, intense food cravings, sore neck, an aura, etc.

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      You get an aura that basically blinds you with lights, shapes, specks, etc.

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      Or you smell an odor that isn’t there.

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      Or you hear sounds that technically speaking aren’t actually happening.

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      Or your aura causes numbness/tingling/pins-and-needles.

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      You’ve been known to puke during a migraine.

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      Aaaand diarrhea comes with the territory.

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      Throwing up while having diarrhea is kinda your thing.

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      Your migraines can last several hours.

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      Or sometimes for an entire day.

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      Ugh maybe even 2-3 days?

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      Fuck it, maybe up to a week.

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      Rough estimate? 8-10 eternities.

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      You get migraines at least once a year.

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      Lol actually once a month.

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      You basically schedule in about one migraine a week.

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      You get migraines every day that ends in Y.

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      Even the dimmest of lights feel like they are tearing through your brain when you have a migraine.

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      And also beforehand.

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      And also after.

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      During a migraine, quiet sounds feel like they’re screams coming from inside your skull.

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      And for a couple days before and/or after.

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      It’s not uncommon to miss work or school because you have a migraine.

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      Or are 90% sure you’re about to get one.

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      Or just had one.

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      Or had one last week but you still feel terrible.

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      You’ve tried explaining your migraines to professors, co-workers, managers.

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      Your migraine is triggered by….red wine.

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      …aged cheeses.

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      …your period / hormonal changes.

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      …processed foods.

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      …stress.

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      …strong smells.

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      …bright lights.

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      …changes to your sleep routine.

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      …changes in the weather.

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      …exercise.

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      …chocolate.

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      …caffeine.

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      …literally everything good and delicious in life.

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      You don’t step one foot outside your home without migraine rescue meds.

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      And a backup supply just in case.

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      There’s literally no event or food or drink special enough to get you to expose yourself to a trigger.

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      You keep ear plugs and a sleep mask in your bedroom / in your bag at all times.

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      You are never not exceedingly well stocked in Gatorade / Pedialyte.

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      Every so often you see, hear, or smell something that makes you wonder if you’re getting a migraine.

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      You’ve had to suppress your rage when someone called your migraine a “headache.”

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      Or when someone suggested trying meditation to treat them.

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      Or when a person suggested cutting _________ out of your diet.

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      And with that person who said, “It’s probably stress-related. Are you stressed?”

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      You have a post-migraine ritual you never miss that involves…Gatorade/Pedialyte and saltines/dry toast.

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      …taking a bath or shower.

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      ….eating fast food/takeout/some kind of “junk” food.

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      …stretching or doing very gentle yoga.

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      …getting a back/neck/scalp/head rub.

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      …lying around with a hot or cold compress.

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      Telling everyone to leave you alone forever.

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      Your post-migraine ritual is sleep. Just sleep.

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      Maybe with some crying?

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      Sometimes mid-migraine you’ve thought “Hey, if this is the time my head actually explodes, well, at least I wouldn’t be in pain anymore.”

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      You cry as soon as you realize a migraine is coming on.

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      You weep during your migraines (as quietly as possible).

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      As soon as your migraine is over, here come the water works.

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      You’ve been known to have a good sob in the days following your migraines.

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      There’s literally no stage of your migraine that’s tear-free.

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      You are convinced that most people think that migraines can’t possibly be as bad as you say they are.

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      You think non-migraine people who complain about PMS have it damn easy.

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      You think non-migraine people who complain about PMS should not be allowed to speak around you.

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      You’re confident that having a migraine is in the top three most painful things a human being can experience.

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      And you’ve said that to people.

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      Many times.

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      Checking items off this list has made you think you’re getting a migraine.

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      That’s not funny.

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